These nice people asked me to go back across the street to register.
Here I am, across the street, waiting to register. It's the line to get in line, so you can get in line to crowd around stuff, and I love it.
This is a part of the line to get in line to crowd around stuff.
The front lobby of the Moscone Center is filled with anticipation. Nerdy, nerdy anticipation.
Doors open, and the flood begins.
The homeless, tempest-tossed yearning to breathe free? Nope, we want to see the iPhone!
Oh, the pushing and shoving is just beginning.
This is a 360 degree display, and for every one of those degrees, there are 30 salivating dorks vying for the first look at the iPhone.
I fight my way through, trampling lesser nerds to get this shot.
More gratuitous gadget porn.
Soooo hot... Want to touch the heinie... Owwoooooo!
This guy tries unsuccessfully to bring order to the chaos surrounding one tiny phone.
Is this guy caressing the glass case holding the iPhone? If so, can you blame him?
Wow, an announcement about Leopard? Nope, it's the same exact presentation we saw 4 months ago. Move along, folks.
Good luck getting to demo one of those iTVs, or getting to the other side of the exhibition center, for that matter.
Hands-on with the Apple TV, which I will call the iTV because I'm lazy, and don't give a crap about British TV stations.
Am I the only one that would like to be served sushi on one of these?
Yes, Apple, I'd like to re-buy all my movies from your small selection, at lower quality than a DVD rip.
It's Ryan from my hometown Apple store! Sure, we all think we're geniuses, but he gets a badge. Do YOU have a badge?
I force my way through a crowd to look at a picture of a cell phone. Not pictured: my dignity.
Marware branches from their wildly successful iPod case business to the natural extension of project management software.
Marware is kewl.
A hidden product, veiled by a painter's cloth, and a Microsoft-word-generated sign? Something tells me this isn't Apple's new product.
I'm digging the design of a lot of the booths here.
iSkin brings in a DJ to show off their unique... ability to bring in a DJ.
Scritchy-scritchy!
The Comic Life guys are cold chillin' in the spot.
I jokingly asked a MacAddict guy if they had sold out with their name change, and the guy replied, no lie, "Yeah, we've sold out every magazine at this show." Oh really?
More interesting booth design, particulary the Belkin booth.